"Learn Greek in 25 Years" "A Crash course for the Linguistically challenged"                              

Learn Greek in 25 Years. Paperback. 'A crash course for the linguistically challenged. Perfect Greek by 2024...or your money back'  "Trying to learn Greek but finding it far too hard? Just arrived and wondering where your suitcase has gone?" Brian Church, cult journalist at the Athens News, has chosen 15 of the best lessons from his world-famous weekly column, Learn Greek in 25 years, to help you understand even less of this beautiful language. Each lessons ends with a helpful table of "WORDS I REALLY MUST LEARN THOUGH I KNOW I WON'T". Unique. The author openly admits he doesn't speak, write, read or even remotely recognise the language he's trying to teach (but I feel he protesers too much!) and yet, somehow,it works. Tremendous fun!